fossil may be the ancestor of all animals

"Fossil may be the ancestor of most animals."
That was the conclusion of anthropoligist Mark Whineburg, which he revealed at the annual anthropology convention in Reno, Nevada.
"It's amazing but these things are found everywhere! I'm quite convinced that all living things may be descened from these fossils. I'm just surprised that, after finding so many, noone else thought there was a connection."
Some of Mr. Whineburg's colleagues, however, strongly disagree.
"He's an idiot. Just a complete buffoon."
"Am not!" Mr. Whineburg quickly objects, "Everything descends from fossils, fossils are the ancestors of all life!"
The entire company of anthropologists then smacked their foreheads.